Secrets

Shhhhhhhh don’t tell a soul
No one at all.
I’m serious!
Not even your ma
I’ve got a secret .
It’s dark and mysterious
It’s the secretest ever by far.

You wont tell your friends?
Right? You wont tell your pa?
You wont tell your granny?
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Fine, I’ll tell you my secret.
Get, ready, get set.
I forgot to wear underpants today.