Frying Granny In A Pan

When we found granny in the pan
She spat and kicked and then…KABLAM!
I’m not sure that was quite the plan.
Then again, there was that man…
I believe he said his name was Stan.
He left rather quickly in a van
Shouting “You said ‘couldn’t’. I said CAN!”
If he stayed he’d be whipped and tanned.
My grandma leads an angry clan.
They don’t put up with fried flim-flam.
As gran would say “No Sir. No Ma’am.”
(She was also a fan of small Rodin’s.)
I don’t know why she didn’t slam
A tiny fist into that man
And stop him from using that giant pan
To fry my dear old weird old gran.